The long-awaited split between the two greatest punk bands in the world that both happen to be fronted by Steve.
Legend has it, the A side of this cassette was recorded one night when the computers used to record Regdar and the Fighters were broken, but the raw energy of aggressive 10-second punk outbursts on the drum set such as “Support Your Local Church and Radicalize it From Within” and “I Put the Narc In Anarchism” just needed to be preserved. The B-side of the cassette was recorded digitally in a single night, with minimal equipment and maximum booze.
“This is a completely valid piece of art,” said Needlejuice co-founder Austin Ash Lemon when the album was pitched as a “shitpost tape.” And so here it is, on a smoke-tinted translucent cassette. Does the Dolby noise reduction make any difference? Probably not.
Track Listing
SIDE A – Raptor Vomit
- Recording to Tape Because all the Computers Are Broken
- Armchair Eugenicist
- Hey Basement-dwelling Nerds! What If I Told You The Reason You Couldn’t Get a Girlfriend Was Because of Toxic Masculinity
- I Put the Narc In Anarchism
- Deadnaming Your Own Discography
- 48 Hour Energy
- Non-toxic Masculinity Scented
- Antifa Probably Wouldn’t Even Be a Thing if You Guys Had Just Taken BLM and UtR Seriously
- Drain the Swamp and Replace it With a Larger, More Foetid Swamp
- Question Heteronormativity
- Leave Amber Guyger and Brock Turner In a Room For 15 Minutes and Justice Will Be At Least Half Served
- Post-Scarcity Post-Humanism
- Transgender Transhumanism
- Dave Mustaine in a Bald Wig
- Theocratic Anarchism
- The Older I Get the More Everything Kids Do Look Likes “A Clockwork Orange”
- Post-Gender Society
- Arms Too Short to Crabcore God
- Clown Nose Pasty
- Sex-Negative Radical Feminism
- The EFF vs. ASCAP: Copyright Schmopyright ’98
- Border Hedge Maze
- Cognitive Dissonance?
- Support Your Local Church and Radicalize it From Within
- More Like Anarcho Crapitalism
- More Like Anarcho Jocalism
- More Like Anarcho Dimividism
- More Like Anarcho Bombunism
- More Like Anarcho Fakurism
- More Like Anarcho Bland-Humanism
- More Like Most-Colonial Anarchism
- What’s Veganarchism
- More Like Anarchism Without Pronouns
- Honestly, I Don’t Know What Most of those Terms, but I’m Too Proud To Admit it
- The Kingdom of God Is Within Dudes
- Calling ACAB
- Stranger ft WSO (Bonus Track)
Side B – We’d Sell Out for $50 Bucks
- Property Taxes
- Entropic Sausage
- Treason
- IANaLb
- Say It With Me Now
- James 3:9-10
- Ab0rtionf4ce
- Punktuality
- Abyss
- PaciFIST
- Stick It To Everyone
- The AT&T Building Sure Looks Like Sauron, Huh?
